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Those tricksy hobbits
Taking the Ring from Gollum
Gollum seeks revenge

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The dwarf named Gimli
With axe and long hairy beard
Does not like to run

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Legolas Greenleaf
Prince of the Silvian Elves
friend of Aragorn

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Elrond is an elf
He was also in the Matrix
Better as an elf.

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Farmer Maggots crops
Stay out Merry and Pippin
You sure like veggies